Mom, "Put your clothes on Allison."
Allison, "Yes, your majesty." (I promise I don't require my children to call me that)
Later that day.....
Allison, "After Daddy studies well, it will be Christmas."
Mom, "Yes baby, it will be Christmas." (Where does she come up with this stuff?)
Even later that day...
(After seeing a Great Dane at the vet school). Allison, "MOM! That dog is as big as my car!!!"